First Day of Hurricane Season is June 1
Here on our 82nd quarantine day there is something to look forward to besides another Coronavirus compulsory public service platitude or George Floyd racial violence impact study... Atlantic hurricanes. These meteorological beasts are God's way or giving the South-East a well needed enema which for most can be quite restorative. It will be interesting to see how long it takes Trump to tweet that hurricanes will destroy the Coronavirus and save us all despite the death and destruction that usually come with them. For our friends and family in the hurricane zone and all of Puerto Rico you should know what to do by now so be prepared, which may or may not include stocking up on toilet paper and slim jims. We can be comforted to know that President Trump has added paper towels to the national stockpile and push come to shove, he'll be throwing them your way.
Terry Ernest
Just Open Already
Happy Memorial Day here on our 75th quarantine day. Haven't we been listening to the pandemic news long enough to know what to do to best protect ourselves? You wear a mask and wash your hands. I wear a mask and wash my hands. You keep your distance and I keep my distance. You protect me. I protect you. Even
Jethro Bodine could cipher that out with his limited 5th grade education. It's time for the government to step back and prepare for worse things. If you feel safe going to church - go to church. If you don't feel safe, tell your pastor and stay home until you do. If you want to sit in a Plexiglas booth in a restaurant that reeks of Lysol - do it. Personally, curb side take out is much more appealing to us in the current state of things. Just remember, shyster lawyers are out there watching everything and preparing their post-pandemic infomercials. You probably don't want to become a shyster victim, or a stooge.
Today, Andrew and I took a long walk in downtown San Diego along the beautiful Embarcadero. There were lots of people walking and bike riding in the warm sunshine. Nothing equaling pre-pandemic crowds but it was obvious that people want to be out and about. I would say about 75% of folks had masks on and social distance consciousness was apparent. Andrew felt safe as did I. It seems to me that our personal feeling of "safe" may be our most powerful weapon against Covid-19... at this time. Now is the time for our governments to embrace the people.
Terry Ernest
We Need a Day Off
May 17, Quarantine Day 67
If you are compelled to listen to the news, as most Americans are these days, then you have heard at least some of the 842,611 stories about the collateral impacts of the current pandemic. Stories told by pundits, politicians, prophets and prisoners... scientists, singers, stock-holders and skeptics... in every age, shape, color and level of intelligence from every corner of the world (except North Korea of course). Well enough is enough. Before mental health collapse becomes the next pandemic we need a day off, or maybe a week off. We need to embrace the sage proverb, 'No News is Good News' and switch off our TVs and Radios and give our brains a chance to decompress. If the bull shit gets any deeper the government will have to send out hip boots instead of stimulus checks.
'Stop and Smell the Roses' may have never been more prophetic than it is today... of course in our garden it would be the epiphyllums. We are taking advantage of a couple of days free from Coronavirus Pandemic news from any source.
Happy Mother's Day
The Flower Moon on May 7 was this year's herald to Mother's Day. Our garden exploded with color to help us say thanks to our moms and to all moms who aren't currently serving hard time. Then again our moms served their hard while we were still ditching our brussel sprouts under the table.
Two of our most beautiful epiphyllums are named after our mothers... Phou Pi for Andrew's mom and Phyllis Fickle for Terry's.
I think our mothers were way ahead of their time. They must have foreseen this Coronavirus quarantine. Why else would they have told us to wash our hands 47 times a day when we were growing up?
And thanks mom; we will never forget the immortal words:
You just wait until your father gets home!
Cinco De Mayo Pandemia Mis Amigos
May 5, 2020
"Hold the Mayo" is the theme for this year's Cinco De Mayo celebration. As we stay-at-home and try our best to support our chronic quarantine orders we are reminded of how we can celebrate, safely.
- Wash Your Hands
- Pour a Tequila Shot
- Salt Then Lick Your Hand
- Suck A Lime - Don't Touch Your Face
- Imbibe
- Wash Your hands
- Rinse and repeat until you hit the floor. And when you awaken, wash your hands and go to bed.
Save this recipe. We will likely need it for nine more holidays and the 4th of July.
Happy 50th Quarantine Day
April 30, 2020
We certainly appreciate the grand comedy that comes from our Washington leadership. It makes the doldrums of the stay at home quarantine so much more tolerable. Even more so today as the California Governor has extended the 'stay at home' order indefinitely, or at least until Californians start rioting. This week Vice President Mike Pence gets the comedy award for his brave display of arrogant superciliocity at the Mayo Clinic. Defending his refusal to wear a protective mask despite the Mayo Clinic policy for visitors - Pence said that he didn't need to wear one because he gets tested regularly, has tested negative for COVID-19, and besides; he wanted to look the researchers in the eye and say 'Thank You.' Double Guffaw. But shame on the Mayo Clinic for indulging him and supporting the mixed message Pence sends to America.
Are We Now Living in a 3rd World Country?
April 27, 2020 - Quarantine Day 47
Or have we joined the ranks of the covidiots, forced to cut our own hair, use Kirkland's pseudo 2 ply toilet paper and stay at home pretending that it will all get better. While we have the world's most elitist ego maniac occupying the center seat of the White House, thoughtfully guiding us through this tumultuous pandemic, it could be worse. The president of the Philippines, Rodrigo Duterte, announced to his people that if they violate the quarantine orders his police are authorized to shoot them dead.
Thanks for the great cut Andrew.
Will We Ever Get Our Potholes Fixed?
April 21, 2020 - Quarantine Day 41
Seems unlikely that with the trillions of dollars being spent and lost with the Corona-virus pandemic that we will see, anytime soon, work on the country's crumbling infrastructure, except for the wall of course. In previous economic crises with high unemployment, governments mitigated such despair with public works projects. That is less likely now with the evolving norm of social distancing. What does seem likely is that some clever entrepreneur will introduce America to "My Pothole Repair." A fabulous DIY kit with everything you need to fill a standard 12x12x3 inch pothole, face coverings included. And with every verified pothole repair you get a $10 tax credit. I will not be standing in line for one of these although they will be available on Amazon. Too bad Ron Popeil isn't active anymore or the airwaves would be saturated with "My Pothole Repair" infomercials.... "all this for just 3 easy payments of $19.99....but wait there's more." Anything might be preferable to the myriad bleeding heart wash your hands, stay at home, we are all in this together public service messages that air every 53 seconds.
Happy Birthday Doug Powell.
Picture It - San Diego April 9, 2020
Another New Norm
Here's our lovely nephew Ranier all decked out in his new nursing outfit at UCSD Medical Center. Next he will probably put on his fancy blue shoe coverings. If you aren't clear on what PPE is, you are seeing it right here. Click his picture for a closer view and his face tells a good part of the story. Having been a hospital nurse in the early 80's during the AIDS epidemic I know just what kind of things are going on in his mind as he readies to enter a patient room. You know you have a job to do and that your compassion for helping others is strong, but you also know that the patient may have something that can kill you if your isolation technique isn't spot on... and maybe even if it is. We hold dear the many who put themselves in harms way every day to save us all from the covid-19 menace and the many menaces that aren't making headline news. But be of good cheer - there is good news for Ranier... in that outfit he can always moonlight as a welder.
Terry Ernest
March 30, 2020
In recent days there have been a number of tasteless jokes going around about the Coronavirus pandemic... and here's another one! Just kidding - April Fool's Day is right around the corner and Americans will certainly step forward and compete for the biggest fool. I will be right there cheering them on with Moe, Larry and Curly. After all, one can't spend all day watching 'Bewitched' and 'Dark Shadows.'
While we weren't around for the Spanish Flu pandemic in 1918, reading stories about it draw striking similarities with what is happening today. From the government's reluctance to 'get the ball rolling' to the very slow economic recovery it remains unclear if we indeed learned anything from our past experiences. Big differences between then and now is the way information gets to the masses. Today 'instant news', fake or otherwise, is absolutely overwhelming. And while we certainly get the gist of things it seems easier somehow to just skip the Coronavirus Show on every media outlet and enjoy the comedy stylings of our beloved Aunt Clara. Only two months retired and nearly a third of it spent in home confinement. Thank God for Andrew.
Terry Ernest
March 23, 2020
Andrew is still working at Sharp only now they have his division divided into two shifts to reduce the number of folks in the office building at one time. Andrew volunteered to take the 2pm to 10:30pm shift to reduce his having to eat yet another variation of my chicken soup. But since I pack his lunches... fat chance.
Normally this time of year Andrew would be knee deep in preparations for Lao New Year but all of that has been canceled along with everything else. Check out Andrew's latest hobby... crafting couture masks to add some sophistication to personal protective equipment. With 4 layers of fabric I bet they are every bit as protective as N95 masks. Well they certainly look good and people do get out of your way when you wear them.
Terry Ernest
While Away the Doldrums